There was kind of a gameplan going in, though. I hoped to ask for some brief interviews with Ian, Tristan Rogers (Robert) and Emma Samms (Holly) to use on my podcast for Sean and Tiffany's 30th anniversary. Mind you, I didn't know how the event worked and it quickly became evident that I wouldn't be able to get that done -- especially since the Legends were booked somewhere else for the night after the afternoon event.
Then Tristan perused the Complete General Hospital Scrapbook I brought to get signed by the attendees, and he told me a great (albeit painful) story about having a broken foot during one of the location shoots. The show painted his cast black and still had him scale a mountain for one scene.
After fawning all over Emma and thanking her for being part of the video get-well card the online community contributed to for Sharon Wyatt (Tiffany) a few years back, the two of us waited for Tristan to do a photo. He was reading a caption in the book and Emma leaned over and asked about it. The platinum ticket was good for three autographs and a picture with each actor (such a deal!), but I accidentally beat the system and wound up with four from Emma, because I later saw she signed that page of the book too. I think I made Tristan laugh by giddily quipping, "Robert and Holly! Suck it, Anna!" during our photo.
Over on the other side of the room, Kin Shriner (Scott) was holding court, kind of a bit away from the actual signing table. He was talking with the mother and daughter ahead of me on line about how his trip to the event was massively delayed, but that the flight attendants all watched soaps and treated them very well.
The next person in line was the only actor I had met before, Brad Maule (Tony). We talked about the General Hospital Fan Club luncheon he played guitar at in 1997 at the Sportsmen's Lodge.
And the last -- but certainly not least -- was Lynn Herring (Lucy). Mom and daughter were still ahead of me and having a really animated conversation with Lynn when they got the move-along. So they wrapped it up and Lynn and I talked about the pink dresses in the photo I had for her, and how Sharon wasn't dressed in pink. She laughed that Sharon always went her own way and was so much fun. I also had a photo of her with Kin looking sideways, and Lynn quipped that she looked like she always did around him, borderline exasperated, as if to say, "Kin, what did you do now?"
After a break, Kin came on board to emcee the Q&A. "We got a lot of actors backstage," he said. "I don't really care for any of them." He brought out longtime buddy Billy Warlock (A.J.) and they told stories of being long-time neighbors. Billy often beat Kin at basketball and pool and Kin would come over like Seinfeld's Kramer and take things out of Billy's refrigerator.
Then he introduced Lynn -- "Costello to my Abbott." She apologized for anything he would say ahead of time. And they were about to continue the banter when Ian appeared from the back and told Kin to move it along, because all the other actors were freezing in the back. They came out en masse, with Tristan adding, "It was like waiting for the tide to come in."
Kin made Emma blush furiously by repeating something she told him in the '80s: "I wouldn't go near you or touch you if you were the last man in the world." And his humor was "Kin-tagious." Ian got a lot of laughs for quipping, "We don't look bad for being in our '80s."
Billy Warlock (A.J.), who works as a ski instructor in Telluride, Colorado, was asked whether he gets recognized. He told us how Jason Bateman -- someone he knew from the actor's earliest years on Silver Spoons -- was there with his kids and spent the whole day staring at him, even though he had a nametag on. Billy said eventually he just went up to him and said, "Yeah, it's me."
I thought one of the better questions of the afternoon was when the panel was asked how their kids have responded to seeing their parents' work. But both Emma and Tristan said their children haven't been interested in any of that. "They've never watched me in anything I've ever done," Emma said. "I want them to see me just as a mum."
Speaking of the dynamic duo, would they ever consider going back to put a cap on the Robert and Holly story? Tristan didn't really seem in favor of that idea. "They're a bunch of hacks," he said. "They're going to screw it up. I'd rather let it hang."
Since the event, Tristan has been recalled to GH for more shows. When veteran actors return during the sweeps' rating period, Kin calls them "Pop-Tarts." Ian didn't seem so willing to go back again, adding he's already been through "three generations of young people behaving badly and being rewarded for it."
And the kudos continued to be doled out for that storyline, specifically when Maxie got BJ's heart. Brad's still amazed that people at every event always bring that up.
Speaking of such surprises, Emma didn't realize until much later that coming on as Luke's love interest could have been rough on her, particularly after attempts to pair him up with Demi Moore (Jackie) and Janine Turner (Laura) went up in smoke. "Luckily the audience were kind to me and more accepting. I wasn't fully aware. I didn't know Luke and Laura were on the cover of Newsweek. I think that helped. ... But it wasn't until Robert and Holly got together that they really got behind the character." And then she added that she went through something similar on Dynasty after replacing Pamela Sue Martin as Fallon.
I wasn't going to ask a question, mainly because I hadn't slept the previous night before attending the event, but I wound up doing so anyway: "Was there anyone you wanted to work with more who you didn't?"
Ian didn't have trouble picking someone, going for three-time Emmy winner Maura West (Ava), and Kin heartily concurred.
If you know anything about Tristan beyond who he's portrayed on TV, you know he doesn't mince words -- whether or not he's on the show. He's mightily disappointed in how the show doesn't care about catering to the audience that spends money on what's being advertised. "The average age of people buying their product is 50. The sponsor doesn't understand that," he said. "I want the entire writing staff fired. We need a head writer ... who understands balance. The veterans laid the balance for the show and now we are flushed away, fuck that. ... As you can tell, I'm not looking for a job."
Speaking of that, what were the legends' favorite location shoots? Ian chose Mount Rushmore -- and in years of chatting with Liz Reilly, I've come to understand why. As fun as that one was, Tristan never understood why it was necessary. "In that era, about every month we did a location shoot," he said, adding that the fabled San Antonio locale was his favorite. "Tony Geary and I were at our best. We never could top that one in terms of outrageous behavior and pure fun." One night they did a rain dance at the piano in the hotel ... "and the next day, Gloria Monty stomps in and starts kicking me. 'You wanted rain? You and your fucking rain dance!'"
Not that fellow actors didn't try to top them in the ensuing years. Lynn said Sam Behrens (Jake) and Jack Wagner (Frisco) attempted to during her first location shoot. And Kin and Anders Hove (Faison), in turn, tried to give them a run for their money in the behavior department the night before Serena's birth was to be filmed.
Tristan admitted he passed on doing Dancing with the Stars because it was too much work. "I decided it wasn't for me," he added. Ian quickly chimed in, "I wasn't asked, but I also decided it wasn't for me."
When one admirer said those assembled on the stage are the show's constant, Emma responded the fans really are the constant. Before the cast took photos with the platinum and VIP ticket holders in attendance, they conducted an auction with all kinds of unique Legends opportunities. When the actors came back on for one last picture and Emmy took a picture of the crowd, I called up, "That's $200, Emma!" She pointed at me and chuckled with appreciation.
I waited for my turn for a picture with the cast, asked Emma if I could lock arms with her and then kidded Ian for not resting his hand on my shoulder as he had with many of the others. I was just teasing, but he stopped the proceedings and called for another photo to be taken in which he did leave his fingerprints on my person.
It may be many years since I've watched the current incarnation of General Hospital, but meeting these people from the good old days will always remind me of planting myself in front of the television set every weekday at 3 p.m. I could never have dreamed of spending quality time with them and having them be so wonderful to boot.